How do I hide short hair?

So in a drunken stupor the idea of a mohawk didn't seem like a bad idea.

Now that my mid back long hair has vanished and I"m sitting with a huge dilemma: I miss my hair.

the sides are sitting at an inch and a half with the hawk length at approximately 11 inches, when the hair is down it looks like I have thinner shoulder length hair with 2 shelves (2 distinct seperate layers) I'm able to hide the bare sides with the faux dreads many industrial goths sport but dreadlocks like a mohawk are intense not pretty.

At what length of hair to clip in extensions become effective?

should I keep to the chunky dreads or go short? I've had short hair once it was nice, but I don't want to look tom boyish.

what's the most effective way of getting a longer looking style back fast?

Currently I have stick with the dread till christmas when I may be lucky enough to have clip in extensions.

Any help aside from the don't drink with someone who has hair cutting urg

How do I hide short hair?

invest in a good weave, or a wig

How do I hide short hair?

Oooh! Sounds like a real dilemma. Take a picture and show us what it looks like.

How do I hide short hair?

get a wig.